Historical Re-enactment

Spent last night watching two History channel documentaries about the Beatles and the Nazis.

Was found at 4 o'clock this morning, goose-stepping backwards and forwards on a zebra crossing, shouting 'I am ze Walrus!'

In pyjamas.

A Game of Hide and Sleep

Climbed into the wardrobe last night and got poked in the eye with a coat-hanger.

So much for bloody Narnia.

What if I'd typed 'Hades'?...

Just got back home after bizarre night.

Slept-walked to the car in the early hours, typed 'Utopia' into the sat-nav and sleep-drove for nearly 5 hours.

The ironic thing is, I ended up in Ipswich.

Oh the shame!

Found myself in Asda at 6 this morning. How embarrassing!
I wasn't sleepwalking - Waitrose was shut.